- Oh no! Not another learning experience!
- Racists eat poo.
- Ignore the environment, it will go away!
- Staying together for the cats
- Smokers do it until they're dead
- I swerve and hit people at random
- Save gas. Fart in a jar.
- Honk if you're stupid
Page Two - Bumper Stickers
- When I grow up I want to sit in traffic
- Congressional corruption--A renewable resource!
- Trees don't grow on money, either!
- Caution! This vehicle may wreck or explode for no apparent reason!
- Eve was framed!
- My reality check bounced.
- Visualize using your turn signals!
- Visualize Whirled Peas.
- I have PMS and a hand gun.
- Okay, if you're going to get this close--push!!! I like saving gas!
- My other car is just like this one.
- Give me ambiguity--or give me something else.
- Just say no to sex with Pro-Lifers.
- Shhh! Don't honk! You'll wake me up!
- I'm going crazy! Care to come along?
Page Three - Bumper snickers from Butch Dill
Bumper snickers from Butch Dill, Friday, January 08, 1999 4:43 PM
- You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
- The Earth Is Full - Go Home
- I Have The Body Of A God......Buddha
- This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
- So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
- Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
- If Progress Means To Move Forward What Does Congress Mean?
- If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
- He Who Dies With The Most Toys...Still Dies
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
- Honk If Anything Falls Off
- Illiterate? Write For Help (Actually, I saw this one, and it said "Write for Free Help")
Page Four
Bruce Dill's Bumper Snickers, continued:
- Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
- He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
- He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
- I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
- Dyslexics Of The World - Untie!
- You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
- I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
- Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand basket?
- It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
- I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
Page Five
I always want to add a next line to one line bumper stickers. Some examples:
- Fight Racism - Drive Very Slowly
- Free Tibet - With Every Purchase of Over $100*
*(Before you start writing me--I would love to see Tibet a free and independent country, too. Also, I think racism is an ugly thing.)
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